December 2011
13 posts
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
Realizing what a lazy fuck you are.
chaystar:
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When I was a young human, tears would flow from my...
mamaumbridge:
Until one day when my Mama Umbridge said to ME
“Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake,
you throw out that fondue,
and you get up off of that couch girl! Get on up!”
SIT DOWN!
